Okay... this is what happened:

Ryan: *comes over to Miranda's house*
Miranda: *meets Ryan outside about halfway to my door and about halfway to his car*
Ryan: *hug*
Mir: *hug*
Ryan: Did I by chance leave my knife here at the bonfire last friday?
M: Doubtful.. .lets go check around the trampoline
R: Okay.
M: *heads to the backyard with ryan and notices that his car is turned off, yet it is still playing music* *Quizically looks at his car to notice no one other then Christine in his car!*
M: O____o; *thinks: WTF?!*
R&M: *eventually searches around the trampoline and finds nothing. Both ends up sitting on the back porch*
*long silence*
R: Yeah.. i really do not know how to say this but....I think we should break up.
M: Okay. n___n (I honestly have no idea why i was like... happy... I was really really hyper at the time for some reason... Stupid Dr. Pepper!)
R: O_o; Okkkay... But you know.. it's nothing against you or anything personal like that... We can still be friends right?
M: Yeah that's fine with me... But what happened to "If anything was to ever happen between us, i sincerely doubt we'd be friends"???
R: Oh yeah.. well usually that's how relationships to end up, so yeah.
M: Okay. By the Way... you still have my pokemon game.
R: Oh yeah, i 'll bring that by when I get a chance to steal it from my nephew.
M: Okay.
R&M: *gets up and hug again and heads back to his car*
M: *kinda lagging behind because well.. is shorter thus has shorter legs*
R: I gotta get Christine home so she can pick up her sister
M: Again?
R: I guess her sister is going to be living with them
M: Ah...
R&M: *gets about halfway to his car*
R:*turns to face Miranda* And No... I will not start dating Christine!
M: Awwww... I didn't even have to ask!
R: Alright then, Bye.
M: Bye, Bye Christine!
*Miranda walks off into her house while Ryan and Christine leave in his car and christine eats moldy old peanut cookies that have been in the back of his car for who knows how long and who knows how many people have had sex on the cookies.*



And that's what happened.
And Frankly... right now.. I could care less....